This is the trailer to Blonde Ambition, a new movie starring Luke Wilson and Jessica Simpson. Tragically, it will not soon come to a theater near you, as cinema executives showed little interest in picking it up after eight Texas theaters previewed it in a limited engagement over the weekend. It grossed four hundred dollars. Wait no, less than four hundred dollars. And they called her a "jinx." When "spoiled idiotic individual of no redeemable value to society whose version of 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' should be banned from the airwaves for inciting mall terrorism" would be so much more appropriate.

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