Jordan, aka Katie Price — the English celebrity "glamour model" with very, very large breasts, who shot to fame as a topless model on "Page 3" in The Sun, and became known for her numerous flings with celebrities and sports stars, one of which resulted in a child out of wedlock—is posed as the Virgin Mary in the UK's version of OK! magazine. Her husband Peter Andre plays the role of Joseph while their newborn baby girl Princess Tiáamii poses as Jesus. It's unclear who sons Harvey and Junior are supposed to be. (Click image to view larger version.) [ONTD]

Peter Andre must really love her to dress up like this for public consumption.