Nickelodeon is rumored to be planning a special on teen pregnancy in the aftermath of Jamie Lynngate. Ah, damage control, how I love thee. • Did Beyonce and Jay-Z get get hitched? The rumor about Beyonce getting "secretly" married goes around every three months, and seriously, do you think someone as over the top and deliberately campy as Beyonce would have a wedding in secret? No way. Bitch is going to be walking down an aisle made from exotic mink fur and wearing a giant sapphire encrusted tiara when she ties the knot for real. • Lauren Conrad is going to have a fall fashion show! She thinks shoes are art! She buys her besties signature jewelery! OMG YAY! [Dlisted, Hollywood Rag, Chicago Sun-Times]