yawn.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Poor lady. It's like that chick on The Bachelor or whatever who dated Fabio. She is stained for life.

Are we sure she actually dated him? Or "dated" him? Because how horrible would it be if she hadn't?
How horrible is it if she did?
Depressed.

Save him? Miracle Quest sounds like she's trying to purify herself of the Janka cooties.

At least she's not a fucking dyke.

Refering to earlier post, not being -ist in any way.

@notbetty: OMG, I would *die* if that rumor was circulated about me and wasn't true.

I don't think bumpkin was quite what you meant.

Just stop now.

@badmutha: or -ic

Maybe he wasnt as big a douche at the time. He hadnt perfected his bag of douche yet.

Is this one of those "but she's so SUCCESSFUL" and it turns out she's just as prone to falling for a King Douche as the rest of us? God knows they're everywhere.

Blumpkin. Sick asshole called it Blumpkin. But maybe he wants some blumpkin with a bumpkin, and he wants some ho to come and blow.

@TruculentandUnreliable:
I would die if it weren't true. And I would totally die horribly if it WERE.
He brings such pain and unhappiness, even in the hypothetical.

@badmutha: we got what you mean, you fucking dyke

@Trashtastic: thanks.

Please. Enough with the Janka. It was only barely interesting the first time.

@badmutha - you made me wheeze laughing, thanks for tying that all together!

Nice toned thighs, I am sure that adds to one's value at MSNBC as elsewhere.

Those are not 8 minutes abs. Wow.

yeah. stopped caring. he got uninteresting once it was establish he's just a regular letch. I move on after I make that assessment.

Damn, girlfriend is gorgeous and theres some muscle tone there...but she is THIN! Maybe its just a "lean but not torturously starved" body?

Moe, did you need to post this? I'm sure she's embarassed. God, I just feel bad for her. Was it really necessary to post her whole life history, so we can psycho-analyze her and pick her apart? Not. Cool.

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@AndIAmTellingYou: LOL.

It seems like most of her wikipedia entry is dedicated to her illustrious relatives. And she's a "special" correspondent for Extra, which suggests she's neither "dignified" nor "intelligent." The Janka connection may not be as mysterious as Moe is inclined to believe.

He is a dime a dozen. She sounds like one in a million. Let's talk about her, removed from the context of him, mmm?

a) page view whore, b) I think the "trying to save him" was a bit of a clue, as the post just before about Janka was how Moe wanted to understand him which is the first step to 'saving.' Who knows, maybe Janka will start saying he dated Moe for a bit, but there wasn't chemistry so he let her go. If the purpose of this post was to promote a rumor, then, well, fuck it.

@badmutha: It's more onomatopoetic that way.

There is so much name-dropping in her Wiki that I really had trouble connecting the dots. Whaaa?
Wait, did I go to school with this chick?

@notbetty: Love the new look, honey.

@katastic: I think Moe is trying to justify her interest in this guy. Kinda like, this hot chick dated him, so she shouldn't feel bad about lying in his bed in his underwear while he beat if?

Really?

@JessicaLovejoy: Really.

I think we all make mistakes. She was probably trying to make up for some drunken blumpkin incident by having a 'relationship' until she realized it wasn't worth it and cut and run. Oh wait...

The janka was the dumper? Ooh snap.

This might be the most depressing thing i've read all year.

Hooking up with a guy like this is only going to encourage more guys to be total douchebags, because you're not only condoning it, you're endorsing it!

Everyone knows that Harvard girls have the lowest standards out there :-/

For the love of christ, please stop posting about this pathetic fucker.
I am starting to think that Moe is actually Janka's agent, I have no other way to explain ongoing attempts to get this fucktard more attention.

Fairfield, IA = Maharishi University of Management

Is that where he went to Grad school? Is her father a fan of Transcendental Meditation?

Omg a pretty, thin woman let him grope her! That is baffling! Bec it would make total sense if a fat ugly girl let him do it. They are so sad and desperate.

Flavia has to be the most self-absorbed person on earth. I once observed her talking to Mickey Kaus (who has a high tolerance for the young and insipid, about her own fascinating self, until his eyes glazed over. She looks fine until she opens her mouth.

@J.D.Regent: @soleil-moon-pie: Uh, didn't YOU date him, Moe?

Yawn. Bored. Are you going to trot out every single woman he's ever had sex with?

Is that her in the bikini? What does a sexy half-naked woman have to do with political strategy?

Oh. Nevermind.

She went to Harvard? First Janka, now her? I'm getting the feeling that that school isn't as prestigious as they claim to be.

I must admit to having a bit of schadenfreude.

I was admitted to Harvard (but was not able to attend, due to some unanticipated monkey shines with the family fortune, when said "middle class" fortune also precluded need-based financial aid. You learn as you go).

However, I am especially gleeful for those of us Fat (and therefore apparently) Ugly Girls who (once) thought we could be competitive for "correspondent" opportunities based on our *gasp* brains!

Because this is probative evidence for the ruling elite determining position offer and acquisition that just because they're Thin Pretty Girls, doesn't mean they can't also do Really Stupid Shit.

Flavia Colgan should marry Flavor Flav so she can be called Flavia Flav.