Floor-Surfing The Crimson Wave

Frustrated that your mom gets you socks every year as a stocking stuffer? Well at least she's giving you something originally meant for your feet, not your cooch, unlike the author of this email: "My dear friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making [maxi pad] bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea...I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself. Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you." Dude, we know money is tight, but you could just make your friends cookies. Just sayin'!