Jamie Lynn Spears: Was It (Statutory) Rape?

  • Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend could face statutory rape charges since he is 19 and JL is 16. According to reports, if the baby was conceived in Louisiana, the act could technically be considered "felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile." What a mess. [Daily Mail]
  • But sources say that Jamie Lynn's parents "adore" her boyfriend and babydaddy Casey Aldridge. What else are they gonna say? [People]
  • Breaking news: Have Jamie and Casey already broken up? [Perez Hilton]
  • Jamie Lynn on being a good mom: "I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love. I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great." Oh, dear. [Perez Hilton]
  • Britney went Christmas shopping at Lisa Kline in L.A. Tuesday and a store rep says "She looks the best I've seen her in a really long time. She was really, really nice, saying, 'Thanks, babe,' 'Yeah, babe.' Everything was 'babe.'" Uh, maybe because her sister is with "babe"? [People]
  • The inquest into Princess Diana's death continues, and now a handwritten letter has been released: In it, Diana writes, "This particular phase in my life is the most dangerous — my husband is planning 'an accident' in my car, brake failure and serious head injury in order to make the path clear for him to marry (the nanny) Tiggy. Camilla is nothing but a decoy." Holycrap. [Telegraph]
  • Katie Holmes says the two children Tom Cruise adopted with ex-wife Nicole Kidman call her "Mom." Sweet! [People]
  • But, oh, snap: Kidman says, "My kids don't call me mommy, they don't even call me mom. They call me Nicole, which I hate and tell them off for it." [Perez Hilton]
  • Pete Doherty is in negotiations with a British TV network to tell all about his romance with Kate Moss — including sharing home videos the two made together — and Kate is pissed. She doesn't want her private moments with her ex aired on TV and "Some of it is really raunchy stuff Kate believed would never be seen by anyone else," says a source. We've all seen her topless and doing coke, so what's left? [Page Six]
  • Is Christina Aguilera having a C-section because she is "too posh to push"? [Daily Mail]
  • Want Sharon Stone to host your event? It'll cost you a hefty $175,000 for 30 minutes. And she may or may not wear a catsuit. [Page Six]
  • Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens says team jinx Jessica Simpson "is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium." [Page Six]
  • Later, he clarified: "Man, I was joking. Everyone was laughing, right?" [Breitbart]
  • Shocker! One of the beefy, waxed, chiseled new American Gladiators might be gay! And he maybe did porny movies, woohoo. [Gatecrasher]
  • Liam Neeson biked to a green event. Kudos! [Gatecrasher]
  • Blind item! "Which documentary maker had to turn a blind eye to all the call girls that her subject, a famous sports star, was patronizing? 'The hookers got better access than I did,' she joked Tuesday at a dinner for the Gucci Tribeca Documentary Fund, a new initiative of the Tribeca Film Festival." [Gatecrasher]
  • Eva Longoria's husband, Tony Parker, is suing photo agency x17 for publishing reports and text messages alleging that he cheated on Eva with French model Alexandra Paressant. The papers state, "Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant." Well OK then! [TMZ]
  • Paris Hilton's Swedish pizza boy, Alex Vaggo, has been dropped by his modeling agency for "lack of communication." How do you say "flaky" in Swedish? [TMZ]
  • The People's Choice awards are being revamped: No red carpet, prerecorded acceptance speeches, and a taped, not live, show. The writers' strike is to blame, but the adjustments sound like improvements. [USA Today]
  • Ashlee Simpson's new video debuted Wednesday, but everyone was too busy paying attention to Jamie Lynn to notice and Ash is pissed. [MSNBC]
  • Heather Mills faces being sued by her own divorce lawyers — she has over £2 million in unpaid bills. Maybe she could do another reality show? [Daily Mail]
  • Jude Law and ex-wife Sadie Frost are going to spend Christmas in Cuba learning how to salsa dance. Sexy! Does this mean a reconciliation? [Daily Express]