Captain Save-a-Ho! Did anyone else learn that phrase from Michael Knight??? He was so lovely.

Their parents must be so, so proud.

What is it about milk on a naked female body that's hot? Is it because it's viscous? Or white? Or fortified with vitamins?

This show has a point?

That's it. I'm calling my cable operator today and requesting Oxygen in my channel lineup.

Fuck this noise. I'd rather watch "MILF Island."

@Jeremy: Ew. That's, like a THING? A thing that guys universally find hot? Y'all are fucked up.

Darlen's still a nutjob bitch. While standing up to other bitches for a friend is nice...you're still a bitch.

@Jeremy: I think it is the whole saint/whore syndrome, since women can make milk to feed a newborn, which is awesome. Cause guys can't, so... I really don't know where I was going with that. Anyway, I think it is all staged.

@Jeremy: Maybe because women produce milk in their breasts, it reminds some primitive part of the brain of that and the correlation with fertility. Or people are just pervs. Whatever, is it lunchtime yet?

@badmutha: yeah, i'd say the erotic nursing thing runs pretty deep.

@bowlingfordollars: I was sad for a minute that you dropped Kate but then I saw the new avatar picture enlarged and all I can say is, awesome!

@hamburgerhotdog: No. Absolutely no point, which is why I love it. But like I said before, compared to last season these bitches is ghe-tto.

@jenndavo: Wha? Is that an actual show??

@DorothyZbornak: @J.D.Regent: Ok, I am glad to see we are on the same page. And it is still pervy, and DorothyZ, I am hungry too. And NOT for milk.

I wonder what they will tell their children and grandchildren in the future. "Yes little ones, grandmother was a low class bitch in those days, now drink your Cokes, eat your cookies, and go watch cartoon network, and leave your grandmother alone, she has a headache. Where's my Vicadine?"

@bowlingfordollars: teh truck is named Elvis? sweet.

@the historian: Sister, those women aren't going to live long enough to have grandchildren.

Sad. I don't like to watch people at their worst. Esp when there's no redemption later on. Just sad, stupid, limited people who never had a chance.

It looks like she spills more milk on herself than she does on the girl shes fighting with. All I can think about is how much that milk is gonna stink if they don't clean it up right away. And for some reason I don't feel like they are going to clean it up right away.

@Jeremy: Because it looks like spooge?

i'm not going to play the movie, 'cause i'm at work, but seriously. shouldn't this be on skinemax: after dark? because girls in bikinis fighting is ONLY filmed for the entertainment of men.

also-- aren't they supposed to try to help these women and calm them the fuck down? i'm sick and tired of having women with issues paraded around like a freak show. tempermental pornstars= the new bearded lady.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: No, it's a joke from "30 Rock." I laughed hysterically when I first heard it -- "25 super-hot moms, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules" -- but seriously, how long before Fox airs their own version? Milk-covered stripper fights on a so-called "women's network"? Jeez.

@DorothyZbornak: The avatar is just temporary. Kate will be back.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: Actually, on the back is a personal tag that reads "Sweetpea".

@ndngrl: Your post is too funny. Funky old mild DOES stink. But I think it was more your tone that made me laugh.

@badmutha: Funky old Milk. Arrghghg!

@hamburgerhotdog: Yes - it's a cautionary tale.

That being said, I love how she just stands there and doesn't flinch, even when she's about to get punched.

@Jeremy: Dr. Freud sez: Because you subconsciously want to have sex with your mother.

I'm not kosher (or even Jewish), but mixing dairy and women never seemed like that hot of an idea to me.

@bowlingfordollars: I especially like the color of that pickem up truck.

@Underclassed: "Are you intimating women are meat?"

Only in the most literal of senses.

@badmutha: I can smell it now and its grossing me out. :)

Oh shit this is funny!

@jenndavo: clearly I am still in a daze from the abysmal 'A Shot at Love Finale' and not able to tell fiction from reality.....or reality TV.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Absolutely not. I don't get it either. Milk gets funky so quickly it's not even funny. It holds no erotic pull for me. Then again I'm not a tit man either, so there you go.

You call that a fight?

@ThaKadinskyPapers: Yup. Real show... I think starring Ricardo Montalban and some short guy in matching polyester suits...

apparently, acting real cool during fights (Darlen) = winning.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: It's not just you. It won't be long before someone thinks "Bad Girls" + "Kid Nation" = "MILF Island," especially with the writers' strike stretching into 2008.

@badmutha:
Is that the country justice truck? It's gorgeous.

@NefariousNewt: HA! Ricardo Montalbon would be central to my Fantasy Island experience ... *sigh*

I like how Darlen didn't flinch. I was so hoping that other woman would too, so Darlen would be justified in knocking her out. Tough chick.

I'm pretty neutral on the milk thing too.

When trying to douse someone else in milk, it helps to aim said milk at them. Rather than, you know, at the ground and yourself.

Rawr, chick fight.....sort of. Who pours a gallon of milk on someone? That's er...different.

@BiscuitDoughJones: "Ew. That's, like a THING? A thing that guys universally find hot? Y'all are fucked up."

Depends on who it's being poured on.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: WTF was that? That finale sucked.

God, what a bunch of total knackers. I don't get why anyone watches these shows, you can see this sort of aggressive crap on any street corner any night of the weekend.

Word of advice Neveen: if you're going to pour something on somebody, make sure that most of it gets on THEM and not YOU.

I can't stand the way Darlen spells her name. I keep thinking its pronounced "Darlin'" like what all the women in Showgirls call eachother.

Also, Cordelia is really obnoxious. She is totally the new Zara from season 1. Mark my words.

I'm torn on the issues presented in last nite's episode. Although I hate the mean-girl mentality that makes these girls think that they can relentlessly mock other people, I also hate people that think I constantly want to know about their sex lives. I don't give a fuck if you do anal or what types of food you've had inside you! That shit is gross! Leave it to yourself!

I'm don't pick on those types of girls, but I don't feel sorry for them when people make fun of them because they brought it on themselves.

@bowlingfordollars: I KNOW!!! I am Outraged! That bug eyed trollop is such a skank and soooo not bi. It was obvs that she was going to pick Bobby (who I like) but poor Dani! I actually cried watching her face when the shit went down, and then the 'acting' part of running after her - puh-lease.
I am totally pissed off about it, even still. Hmph.

Ummmm.
I'm just blown away that someone was brandishing an empty milk carton like a weapon.
Is this shit for real? It can't be...can it?

Can someone just vote these girls "off the island" and make a reality show about legitimately interesting people?