Jamie Lynn, Lily Allen, Fantasia: Totally Knocked Up

  • Britney Spears found out that her 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn was pregnant when everybody else did... Last night as the new issue of OK! was dropping. She was said to be "frantic" when she heard. [TMZ]
  • Then Brit told a group of photographers and fans, "My sister's not pregnant." [TMZ]
  • Then she issued a statement: "Britney is aware of the news regarding Jamie Lynn's pregnancy. She wishes her sister nothing but the best and asks for privacy during this time." She can ask, but she's not gonna get it. [Perez Hilton]
  • Oh, and Lynne Spears' book on parenting is being delayed. Good idea! [People]
  • But anyway, a source says "Jamie Lynn was the family's big hope. With Britney, one minute you're in, the next you're out. Brit had been supporting her family for years, and now all eyes were on Jamie Lynn." No pressure! Also, JL met her babydaddy in church. They must have been so into each other that they skipped some important sermons. [MSNBC]
  • Lily Allen is also preggers! The 22-year-old found out she was expecting last month, but just told her family. The dad is 37-year-old boyfriend Ed Simons from the Chemical Brothers. Sources say Lily is "thrilled." [The Sun]
  • But yeah, Lily will have to quit smoking. [Daily Mail]
  • Is American Idol alum and Color Purple star Fantasia Barrino also knocked up? Is unprotected sex the new hot trend? Doesn't anyone use condoms anymore? Sigh. [Page Six]
  • Did Lindsay Lohan say to "roommate" Courtenay Semel "lezzbe friends, breast friends"? They were seen holding hands at the party of a power lesbian. But maybe Courtenay was just holding LL back from non-sober fun? [Page Six]
  • Lindsay's dad Michael played the role of Joseph in a Nativity scene in Times Square. Not a joke. [Page Six]
  • A woman in Atlanta claims she became bipolar after Damon Dash exposed himself to her. Genitalia trauma! [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which diva songstress, as much a legend for her attitude as her pipes, demanded that an L.A. hair salon close for her on a busy Saturday, only to cancel the appointment?" [Gatecrasher]
  • Helena Bonham Carter's "push present" from Tim Burton? Four pairs of lace-up biker boots. The gift that says, "Darling, you kick ass." [Daily Express]
  • Kate Moss is taking her man, Jamie "Hotel Hince, her daughter, her mother and her stepfather on a sunny £30,000 vacation — maybe to St. Bart's. We wanna go too! [Daily Mail]
  • Prince William took girlfriend Kate Middleton on a pheasant shoot. She carried dead birds and her man kissed her for being a good sport. Romantic! [Daily Mail]
  • Ooh, are the Prince and Kate secretly living together? [Daily Express]
  • Psychiatrists were called to calm a "screaming and sobbing" Amy Winehouse before her arrest yesterday. She was questioned for over two hours and then released on bail. Hey, at least she's not with child. Yet. [Daily Mail]
  • Princess Diana had a half-empty package of contraceptives among her belongings before she died, her inquest has revealed. This makes it less likely that she was pregnant at the time of the crash. [Mirror]
  • Tom Cruise's film Valkyrie is being delayed until next fall, because a pivotal scene has not been shot. Or because the buzz is that it sucks. [MSNBC]
  • Chris O'Donnell and his wife Caroline gave birth to their fifth child. Soon they'll have enough for a dodgeball team! [People]