Jamie-Lynn Spears is pregnant. She was born in 1991. This story comes to us courtesy tomorrow's OK!, which actually pays for stories, in contrast to the much classier People, which has traditionally landed all Spears family exclusives, but I'm thinking a teenage pregnancy might have been just the straw to make either the Spears family or the editors of People finally come to the realization, "You know, the Spears family really isn't that classy." So, the news: um, guess it runs in the family! And by "it" I mean, "too many trainwreck tendencies to probably list right now, or like, ever." Also: fertility, right? I mean, at this rate, Britney's probably pregnant again, too. Oh wait, nix the "probably"!
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