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A Connecticut woman has been arrested for sexually assaulting a mall Santa. According to CBS News, Sandrama Lamy "touched [Santa] inappropriately while sitting on his lap." Not really surprising that the perp's name is "Sandrama" — doesn't that sound like a contraction of "Santa drama"?? Her Santa molesting was fated! [CBS News]
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Dec 18, 2007 1:45 PM
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