Helena Bonham Carter Births Goth Girl

  • Helena Bonham Carter popped! The actress gave birth to a daughter in London late Saturday. Carter and her Sweeney Todd director beau Tim Burton already have a 4-year-old son, Billy. [People]
  • Five years after its premiere, Celine Dion's long-running show in Las Vegas is over. But her heart will go on! [People]
  • Britney Spears was digitally slimmed for her new video, "Piece Of Me." Yawn. [E!]
  • Will Britney marry Sam Lutfi in Las Vegas? Probably not, but jeez, how awesome would it be? [MSNBC]
  • Kevin Federline's attorney plans to seek consequences for Britney, since she skipped four scheduled depositions for various reasons: she could have to pay a fee or could be held in contempt of court. [USA Today]
  • Pete Doherty wants to run the London Marathon. He might even make it, if he visualizes a hit at the finish line! [Mirror]
  • Willem Dafoe's first job was at a printing plant where pages of Penthouse and Hustler went by "in a constant flow." Dafoe says he didn't look at the pictures: "There was nothing erotic to it at all." [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which showbiz couple had a secret split last year? When the gorgeous star caught her man in bed with her sister, he had to promise her a baby before she would get back with him." [Page Six]
  • "I'm not a Casanova. I just happen to have a lot of friends who are girls!" —Brody Jenner. [Page Six]
  • Photos of Lindsay Lohan going to a recording studio: Staged? [Daily News]
  • A company gave 30 Rock actress Katrina Bowden a diamond ring, but tried to make it look like she won it. So lame. [Gatecrasher]
  • Blind item! "Which desperate actress is being sniped about because she has full hair and makeup done before proceeding with charity work, such as serving lunches, to look good for the paparazzi?" [Daily News]
  • Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford and singer Carrie Underwood: Crappy dancers. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Blind item! "Which paparazzi-hating actor who claims to be sober actually has drug parties with his mistress, a certain British 'It' girl?" [Rush & Molloy, last item]
  • Amy Winehouse had cocktails at 6 a.m. amid reports she will be grilled by police over her imprisoned husband's case. At least she started her day with the breakfast of champions! [Daily Mail]
  • Hugh Grant's ex, Jemima Khan, says he was obsessed with the Queen and would "dream about her regularly." Hoping to be Sir Hugh, perhaps? [Daily Express]
  • Meanwhile, the "Eastern beauty" Hugh was seen snogging in a bar last week is a porn star named Shu Qi. Naturally. [Mirror]
  • Jessica Simpson was seen wearing a Dallas Cowboys jersey with a pink number 9 on it: Tony Romo's number. "The Cowboys lost the game and Romo had the worst performance of his career," says a report. Is Jess a bad luck charm? [USA Today]
  • Meanwhile, Jessica's flick Major Movie Star may end up going straight to DVD, just like Blonde Ambition. Maybe acting isn't her thing? [MSNBC]