Reader Roundup

Best Comment of the Day, in response to I Ask Dudes To Cum On My Ass On The First Date: "I don't want some drug dealer named Spike being the father of my child, even if he does have a huge penis." We say: words to live by. Worst, in response to Sharon Stone Is (Wearing) A Fox: "She's really embracing her AARP-ness, word." We say: makes us think AAR-Penis and no one wants to think about geriatric dick during lunchtime.