Woa, don't fuck with Kenya's first lady, Lucy Kibaki. She slapped a government official at a public ceremony when he introduced her by the wrong name. Specifically, he introduced her by the name of the Kenyan President's alleged second wife, Mary Wambui. This isn't the first time Lucy Kibaki (pictured) has slapped someone silly. Two years ago her neighbor and tenant, the World Bank country director, was partying too late when Lucy was trying to sleep. She stormed over to the party and demanded that the music be turned off. Then she smacked a camera man for filming her spazzing out. That camera man should have known better: look at that face. Lucy looks like she would slap a ho. [Guardian]