How About You Don't Ask To Come On My Face On The First Date?Moe12/12/07 4:30pmFiled to: how porn ruined sexTop3262EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkA year or two ago a college kid I know started dating a film student. The first time they had sex, very early into the relationship, he asked if he could come on her face. Ewww! I wasn't really surprised at this anecdote, since boys her age have, realistically, been watching internet porn since they were nine years old; that's probably how this kid got interested in becoming a "filmmaker" in the first place, so I advised her to do away with boys her age; just like the younger generation apparently doesn't believe sex transpired unless they documented it on an easily memory stick-able format, "they don't think sex is 'good' unless it's somehow fetish-y," explains one of the younger Jezebels. But then! The other day a friend of mine brought home some dude from a holiday party and the same thing happened, only he used the terms "shoot" and "load" and this time everyone involved was thirty.