Paris Hilton: Oompa Loompa Savior

  • Paris Hilton rescued an Oompa Loompa at the Art Basel Miami show. Seriously! The little person (in costume) fell; she screamed for help and stayed with him until an ambulance came. [Gatecrasher]
  • Jennifer Lopez has spent a shitload of cash on her unborn twins already, surprise surprise. Two $349 cashmere outfits; two strollers at $429 each and a Balmoral enameled black carriage: $3,495. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Random truck driver to Sex And The City's Chris Noth: "Marry Carrie!" [Gatecrasher]
  • Jessica Simpson: Totally pissed that Eva Longoria was hanging out with John Mayer. [Page Six]
  • Ryan Gosling was seen hugging and exchanging numbers with actress Hayden Panettiere, sigh. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of The Hills say their wedding is off. Did anyone think it was actually going to happen? [TMZ]
  • Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler's girlfriend got in a catfight with a Seminole Indian woman at a nightclub in Florida. I go cray-zay... [Page Six]
  • Music producer Scott Storch: broke? [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which reality 'star' tried to take advantage of room service on a recent press junket to Atlantic City? The heartthrob repeatedly called a staffer's cell phone at 6 a.m. to demand that she 'or any of the other bitches get over to my room' for sexcapades." [Rush & Molloy]
  • Gavin Rossdale says 1-year-old son Kingston is his "greatest triumph" and is already into music: "He's big on drums." [People]
  • "She has a real sense of style that I just love. She's very much a fashion icon and I adore what she wears. She's so unique and original." — Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham on Amy Winehouse. [Mirror]
  • Led Zeppelin played "Stairway To Heaven" 90 minutes into their sold-out show last night in London and the crowd went crazy. [USA Today]
  • Kate Moss' new nanny is Sadie Frost's mother. She'll replace Kate's present nanny, who is Sadie Frost's younger sister. Go with what you know! [Mirror]
  • Shirley MacLaine, 73, whose film, Poor Things was held up when Lindsay Lohan, 21, went to rehab, says "the addiction to fame is a disease. Some of these girls are addicted to having their picture in magazines." [Mirror]
  • A pathologist says Anna Nicole Smith's son was killed by a combination of methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro. [USA Today]
  • The lead singer of Quiet Riot, who was found dead Nov. 25 at his home in Las Vegas, died of a cocaine overdose, the toxicology reports reveal. [USA Today]
  • Uh-oh. Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Pete Doherty might be sharing a flat together. Can any good come of this? [MSNBC]