• Cosmo EIC Kate White taught us about fudge but appeared uncomfortable with discussions about fudge-packing.
  
• Maybe that's why her cover lines are so tired. She needs a dose of sexual fucking instead of old fashioned erotic sex.
  
• Forget fucking. We wanna see Christina Aguilera play Samantha from Sex and the City over and over again.
  
• It's a sight more entertaining than that crappy SATC trailer.
  
• Or Candace Bushnell's annoyingly needy column.
  
• And anyway, we need some trannie humor after that Modern Love made us hate ourselves.
  
• Let's just watch Fat Camp and be grateful that we still have our hair bows.

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