Best Comment of the Day, in response to Hello Kitty "Vibrator" Makes A Comeback; But Will It Make You Come?: "I would feel strange using it has a vibrator. Little kitty's judging eyes, watching me. I will stick with my dolphin...it has a glazed look, which leads me to believe it is stoned and won't realize what I am doing anyway." Because masturbating with a stoned dolphin sounds like an awesome weekend at Natasha Lyonne's house. Worst, in response to Stand Erect: "antioxidants are SOOOOO BROOKLYN. like, honestly? just go for an effing jog. and maybe if your wife wasn't a hairy hippie, you would have no problem getting it up." Because here, we support Brooklyn, body hair, AND antioxidants. Maybe not hippies though.

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