Britney May Not Be Pregnant

  • Britney Spears is furious at In Touch magazine and may even sue! Her "pal" Sam Lufti says the cover story stating that Brit's preggers is bullshit and "completely fake." But what does Brit have to say? And was she knocked up, but then had it "taken care of"? [Page Six]
  • Oh, Brit texted Ryan Seacrest with the same sentiment. What the hell is really going on? [Rush & Molloy]
  • Katie Price, the British celebrity known as Jordan, is having her giant breast implants removed, which is why there's a headline that reads "Bye To Britain's Biggest Bangers." [The Sun]
  • Helio Castroneves won Dancing WIth The Stars, and maybe a new girlfriend, partner Julianne Hough, as well. He's called off his engagement and says Julianne is "very close to me." All those long hours getting sweaty in front of a mirror rehearsing just lead to trouble! [Gatecrasher]
  • So you know how Kim Kardashian says $50,000 worth of stuff was stolen from her at JFK airport? Police think it's a publicity stunt. KK, seeking attention? Preposterous! [Page Six]
  • Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin were at NYC hotspot Socialista Tuesday night and the paparazzi followed them in — so the restaurant owner called the police and forced the photogs to surrender the memory cards to Penelope and her friends. [Page Six]
  • Val Kilmer: claustrophobic at parties, even those thrown by Lydia Hearst. [Page Six]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow and hubby Chris Martin have not been seen or photographed together in months because "it is their policy not to put their relationship out there for public consumption," says her rep. Well, phew. [Page Six]
  • Not-so-blind item! "Which pop star - known more for the rocker she's dating than her own vocal skills - has visited the ER several times after partying too hard on her BF's tour?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • OK, so Grey's Anatomy new cast member Chyler Leigh was in a crappy 1997 flick called Kickboxing Academy when she was 15. Her love interest? Her real-life brother, Christopher Khayman Lee. And there are kissing scenes. Uh... [Rush & Molloy]
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt is engaged to boyfriend Ross McCall, a Scottish actor who has had small parts on Ghost Whisperer. Congrats! [USA Today]
  • Ellen Barkin is being sued by ex-husband and Revlon exec Ron Perelman over allegations that she drained money from a production company she formed with her brother. Ugh, complicated. [Miami Herald]
  • There's speculation that Mick Jagger, 64, father of seven, may have another child — with 40 year old girlfriend L'Wren Scott. He's been eating goji berries, known to boost sperm count. Didn't really want to know that, but there it is. [Daily Mail]
  • David Beckham will not go to the Spice Girls' fist gig on Sunday — his wife Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham doesn't want him there. "We'll all be too nervous," she told him. But Becks does plan on joining the Girls on tour when soccer season is over. Spice up your life! [The Sun]
  • Kelly Osbourne has a new man: Matt "Bam Bam" Emerson, drummer for a band called Trash Fashion. Aw, they're cute. [Daily Mail]
  • Lindsay Lohan's deposition in a lawsuit over a car crash that injured a busboy will be taped. Her attorney argued that if the tape leaked, it could damage LL's career, but the judge rejected his motion. Also, "hurt her career," haha. [ABC News]