Lindsay Lohan: Thankful For Psychotherapy?

  • Lindsay Lohan and her family celebrated Thanksgiving with a day of group therapy! Meanwhile, her beau Riley Giles met the fam, then spent his nights partying without LL. Bad boyfriend! [Page Six]
  • Oh, and Riley posted a bulletin on MySpace: "Theres some rumors circulating of a breakup... These "sources" are just bored, unemployed bloggers... Ny was a blAAst... I wished we could have stayed longer, minus me being forced to smile @ wOprah. what a whackjob!" OMG even he thinks Dina "White Oprah" Lohan is crazy! [ONTD]
  • Britney Spears will get custody of her kids on Christmas Day, since KFed got 'em on Thanksgiving. Makes sense since Mama's got the dough for presents. [TMZ]
  • Meanwhile, Brit's attorney is trying to get the custody case sealed, so details don't leak out, for the sake of the kids. The poor, poor kids. [USA Today]
  • And? Details magazine has Kevin Federline on the cover, calling him a "good father" and one of the "50 most influential men under 45." What a world we live in. [MSNBC]
  • Hulk Hogan is said to be "devastated" his wife Linda filed for divorce — is it all about the Benjamins? A source says she loves to spend. [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which paranoid billionaire always travels with heavy security and doesn't like any employees with him on the elevator - but also doesn't want to be seen as racist, so black staffers are allowed to share the lift?" [Page Six]
  • Madonna and Guy Ritchie will host a preview of his film Revolver, which has not been released in the States but bombed abroad due to its "pretentious style and fractured storytelling." Hey, at least Madge isn't in it. [Gatecrasher]
  • Did Heath Ledger spend Thanksgiving hitting on pretty brunettes? And did any of them give him the time of day? [Gatecrasher]
  • Blind item! "Which singing heartthrob currently tied to an actress is really single and living out his sex fetish dreams with different girls all over the country?" [Gatecrasher]
  • Blind item! "Which A-list pop star snaps her fingers angrily when clubgoers spill drinks on her, causing her burly bodyguard to immediately run for napkins? She doesn't even bother to thank him when he hands them to her." [Rush & Molloy]
  • Foxy Brown is out of prison on good behavior! [TMZ]
  • George Clooney and Don Cheadle are being honored by Nobel laureates for their efforts to bring peace to Darfur. [People]
  • Kate Moss and boyfriend Jamie "Hotel" Hince had a fight... over Pete Doherty. Kate apparently misses being on stage with Pete, and was considering joining him at a gig; Jamie was all "Nuh-uh." [Mirror]
  • Lily Allen reveals one of the reasons she dropped 20 lbs: Doctors discovered she had a heart murmur. [Mirror]
  • Despite fainting, divorce and critics who say she can't dance, Marie Osmond is the popular choice on Dancing With The Stars, sigh. [ABC News]