Last week we announced our forthcoming column, "Pot Psychology," an advice column in which I'll answer readers' questions while lifted. It's all supposed to be in good fun, but some people expressed concerns about Jezebel's promotion of illegal drug use. We take what most of you have to say pretty seriously, so in the interest of being fair and balanced, above is a clip from a film about the dangers of smoking marijuana. It's the story of a teenage girl named Phyllis, who started off just smoking some reefers with friends. It didn't take long before she got married to her drug dealer and hooked on heroin. Learn from her mistakes, people!