The people who dream up seriously stoopid Axe fragrances have some competition: This ad from the '70s offers a scented body spray known simply as "Macho," which is "not sticky — won't burn" and comes in "six luscious flavors" including mint frappé, lime erotica and "chocolate moose [sic]." Click the photo to get a full-size eyeful! [Vintage Ads]
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