Looking for a pencil sharpener that simultaneously files your Dixon Ticonderoga and denigrates women? Feministing points us to this supremely insulting office product portraying a headless female body on all fours taking a pencil up the ass. It's the perfect companion gift to go along with that miniskirt-shaped mousepad (you can put your hand up a skirt all day long!) for the favorite misogynist in your life. [Feministing]