"The Reason Dudes Rape Girls Is Because They Think The Girl Is Really Pretty"amparry11/23/07 12:00pmFiled to: missdemeanorsTopFeature372EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkWelcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. This week we're laying off of Rian from The Skinny because it's the holidays and we know Thanksgiving must have been awfully hard for her. But Brendan from What Would Tyler Durden Do? goes where no one should ever go [hint: rape joke(s) + Zahara Jolie-Pitt = bad news]. As an aside, we want to send out huge kisses to Michael K from DListed, who, despite his usual sardonic slaying of every celebrity on the planet, was possibly the lone gossip blogger this week to leave little Lourdes Ciccone alone, saying, "I applaud Madonna for not allowing Lourdes to cover herself up in make-up and look like a cheap hooker like other girls her age." Amen! Let the Jezebel Justice System begin.