Who says we're qualified to offer advice on life, love, and the pursuit of happiness? No one! But based on your emails and comments, you want it anyway, so, beginning next week, we'll be debuting a new column, "Pot Psychology", to be headed up by none other than our own Slut Machine. The marijuana connoisseur will be answering readers' most pressing questions amidst an incoherent, herb-impaired haze. Fun! But she can't offer answers unless readers ask, so send us your most pressing questions (send to firstname.lastname@example.org with "Pot Psychology" in the subject header) and keep an eye out for her first column towards the end of next week.