October: We wondered what you call your snoopy. We wondered about those American Apparel ads. We wondered about the health of 19th-century literary heroines. We wondered what it would feel like to pee standing up. We wondered if Jessica Seinfeld is a plagiarizer. We wondered if Marc Jacobs was having a midlife crisis. We wondered where all the black models have gone. We wondered if Hooters would hire us. We wondered what orgasms actually sound like. And we wondered if maybe Ann Coulter is just a kooky faghag. Our conclusion is that she's probably just lightheaded from (not) being anorexic.
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