Nordstrom has pulled the naughty "Dram" style of Reef sandals after complaints from a community organization in Oregon. The sandals in question have a "hidden three-ounce flask, a funnel and a plastic key" concealed in the sole. "We at Oregon Partnership ... consider this product as a means for underage drinkers to hide alcohol," community leader Pete Schulberg said. Well DUH. Also: you probably should worry less about a three ounce flask and more about the giant Poland Spring bottle filled with vodka they're hiding in their backpack. Just sayin'! [Join Together Online via Mediapost]