Holidays Got You Down? Be Thankful You're Not Breaking Bread With Brangelina!Moe11/20/07 11:30amFiled to: fuller of shitAngelina JolieBonnie FullerBrad PIttStar MagazineTopholidays 2007maghagno thanks582EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkIt's that time of year, so let's give thanks to Bonnie Fuller. She's the editorial genius who brought us Us Weekly in its current incarnation and now brings us Star. Without her, we would arguably have no a menagerie of well-styled, wealthy people with flexible workweeks to pointlessly follow in the pages of US and Star. Why'd she bestow upon America this "gift" in the first place? We'd always figured, you know, "money." But last week she wrote about how the relentless coverage of Britney and Angelina's questionable parenting choices actually serves a useful societal purpose: it makes merely neglectful parents feel a lot better! And just in time for the holidays, she offers this salve to people who merely loathe getting together with your families: At least you're not Brangelina!