Louis Vuitton Says "Mais Non" To Britney Spears

  • Britney Spears has been served with a copyright infringement injunction by Louis Vuitton. See, she drove a pink Hummer with a faux Murakami-for-Vuitton cherry print dashboard in the video to her 2005 single "Do Somethin'." You can't really see the dashboard very closely in the video, not that you'd notice because you're too busy thinking, "Jesus fuck she looked like that once?" [WWD, 2nd item]
  • The all-black choir at the Victoria's Secret show last week was lip-synching. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • If Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour has never heard of you, your fifty grand will not help you buy your way into fancy events she hosts. God, she's so principled. [NY Post]
  • Christian Lacroix on exercise: "I don't do it. It would hurt me. I would die from it, I'm afraid." Amen to that. [Telegraph]
  • Jude Law is signed on to be the "international 'face'" of British menswear label Alfred Dunhill, a gig for which he is rumored to be receiving seven figures. His co-star in the print ads is a dog. [Telegraph]
  • Oscar de la Renta has inked a licensing deal to do a fur line. Um, Oscar, you've heard of PETA, right? Have fun with that. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Kate Moss: the latest face of Donna Karan! We wonder if this means that Donna has made Kate go and get some homeopathic treatment for, um, that little "problem" of hers through Karan's Urban Zen initiative. [WWD, 1st item]
  • Elle Macpherson; "I don't buy fashion anymore, I buy art." Don't bite the hand that paid for all that "art," sweetie! Or wait, actually, bite the shit out of it, what do we care. [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Marc Jacobs on his hypothetical reality show: "What really troubles me about some of these shows is that the entertainment comes from putting other people down." [Vogue UK]
  • Model Laura Bailey says she's been dropped from the latest advertising campaign for English department store Marks & Spencer because she is pregnant. They say no, she was just "unavailable" for the shoot. Um, that's a new one! [Vogue UK]
  • A new line of panties with built-in corsets are being manufactured only in US sizes 1-4. Because clearly those are the sizes in dire need of corseting. Clearly. [Sassybella]