Word is there's an ultimate vibrator in the works that will make its debut at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas this year, during the AVN Awards (the Oscars of porno). According to the press release, the vibe, called "SaSi" uses "groundbreaking sensual-intelligence technology. It learns what you like and remembers it with its easy-to-adjust, iPod-inspired interface." It's rechargeable, and made of medical-grade silicone that's water-resistant, and bacteria-resistant. It also washes your dishes, walks your dog, and makes your bed in the morning. It'll be available for sale at Babeland in March 2008. [AVN]