Angie And Brad Buy A Luxury Island Representing Ethiopia, And Other Facts Too Good To Check

I strongly doubt this "news" that Angie and Brad bought an island representing Ethiopia in that crazyass new development in Dubai the New Yorker wrote about, because it's obvs kinda tacky, though it would be sort of cool, just as it would have been cool if Elliott Spitzer had convinced enough legislators asswipe named Peterson is suspected of killing his wife, a new O.J. Simpson trial is on the horizon and a bunch of new data suggests American consumers are ; not that that's brought a halt to consumerism or anything: 20% of the students at the alma mater of 50% of the Jezebels — NYU — say they'd give up their right to vote for an iPod Touch. (Anyone smell a POLL??)

Warren Buffett — he's Rachel Zoe's idol, you know! — lamented the income gap in one of those wacky speeches rich people give where they get to say insane things like "we rich people should maybe be taxed more" and other shit no one pays attention to because it's not part of the whole "rational self-interest thing."

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go find alcohol. You should, too! Or your drug of choice; whatevs. Though for those of you who would rather spend your downtime licking hallucinogenic toads — well, I hate to break it to you.