Someone at In Touch had the terrifyingly-brilliant idea to create a photograph called "Thanksgiving With The Kardashians." Norman Rockwell is surely weeping in a puffy-cloud-filled heaven. The photograph is such a mockery of self-mockery, it's practically meta. Replete with a crushed velvet tablecloth in bordello-purple, Cryptkeeper-esque Bruce Jenner, tiara-wearing Kim and a bejeweled turkey, it has to be seen to be believed, so please check out the full-size photo, after the jump.

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