If it seems like Paris Hilton has been keeping out of the tabs recently, it's because she's been using her spare time saving drunk elephants! Responding to a report of rampaging, binge-drinking pachyderms in northeastern India, Paris said, "The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them." Way to stand up for what you believe in! In October, six elephants broke into a farm and discovered rice wine. After getting wasted, the elephants uprooted an electricity pylon and died from the shock. Dear baby elephants, don't drink and rampage. Love, Paris. Best PSA ever. [Guardian]