The new episodes of Judge Judy this week have been sofa king awesome that it's been difficult to decide on which clips to feature. But when I saw this episode yesterday, there was no question in my mind that I needed to share it. It's about these two chicks from the Bronx. The plaintiff was with this guy for 13 years and had two children with him before he left her, 8 years ago, for the the defendant. The two women have been enemies ever since, and it all came to a head one winter morning when they were dropping their kids off at school. They had words, spit on each other, and then the plaintiff attacked the defendant's car. The defendant ran out of the car and beat the shit out of the plaintiff, and then bit off her motherfucking pinky finger! For real! And then she spit it out on the ground and laughed in the plaintiff's face. Something tells me that the man they're fighting over—who, JJ discovered, does not pay child support—is so not worth blood shed.