• The scene: Miami, the last stop on Jennifer Lopez's concert tour. J. Lo: "Marc and I are expecting a baby!" The crowd: Goes wild. Us, reading this: No shit, Sherlock. [People]
  
• But wait, is Jenny from the block having twins or not? [E!]
  
• Oooh! A picture snapped right before the Fabio/George Clooney fight! George is giving the finger, because he's a badass. [TMZ]
  
• Britney Spears' and Kevin Federline's lawyers are returning to court — she allegedly has failed to follow drug-testing procedures. [People]
  
• Tom Cruise is amazed that his wife, Katie, uh, Kate Holmes ran the marathon. "She's impressive," he says. "She inspires me." [People]

• Amy Winehouse was supposed to shoot a video for her song "Love Is A Losing Game," but failed to show up after a "boozy night out." They should just film the boozy night out and make that a video. At least you know she'll like the concept. [Kelly Osbourne fell down the stairs at the National TV Awards in the UK and slipped a disc. She's out of the hospital but has to wear a neck brace. [Mirror]
• Michael Jackson says artists today aren't being "experimental and innovative enough." [The Sun]
• Nicolas Cage was seen in New York "wearing ridiculously pointy shoes." Ugh! Slow gossip today! [Page Six]
• Annie Lennox was not happy about people clapping before a number ended at a recent concert. She flipped the audience the bird, told them they were loud and rude and that they should "go see KC and the Sunshine Band if [they] want to act that way." Love her! [Page Six]

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