Dear Shawn Carter: Our Oil Reserves May Be Irreplaceable, But She Is NotS

Sometimes all the substantial informative content I dish out every day leaves me craving a little informational dulce de leche, and I have some thing to go off to, so I'm just going to leave you with a few things I enjoyed today. There was the image of George Clooney coming to blows with Fabio, and Spencer Pratt's sex face. There was a little squabble on Slate as to why Lauren and Jenna Bush are doing God's Work while Chelsea Clinton is doing Wall Street's, and a cute picture of Pax Jolie-Pitt, and a way-too-short story about a guy who used a church phone to dial a phone sex line. But nothing...

Beats this Jay-Z video. He found a kid to play the part of him in high school, and it's hard to find someone as simultaneously ugly and sexy as Jay-Z, so the kid's a little too handsome, but you can just tell he's been imitating Jay-Z's mannerisms for practically his whole life. Also, note Hov's pronunciation of "L'Chaim" and "Mazeltov." It's enough to make me weep, seriously. Dear Hova: Thank you for existing.