Daniel Huffman says his buddies asked him to run for mayor in Montezuma, Ohio, and he just couldn't refuse. The small problem with that plan? His sister, Charlotte Garman, told reporters that he never attended a single council meeting and doesn't really keep up on the issues facing Montezuma. She should know, I guess, since she's the current mayor. She spanked him last night, getting 43 votes to his 24 in her race for re-election (there are only 138 registered voters in town). Older siblings always kick ass! [Columbus Dispatch, CBS News]