Jessica Alba? To star in a revival of David Mamet's play Speed the Plow? Um, the producers do know that Alba can't exactly act, don't they? Wait, what's that? She would be playing the role played by Madonna in the 1988 production of the play? Ohhhhhhhh ok! Now we get it! The role is supposed to go to someone who can't act! That is the deal, right? Because otherwise we're super confused. [NYP]