Every once in a while, the magic of a Judge Judy case will come not from JJ herself, but from kooky litigants in her court. In the clip above, a woman, from what I'm guessing is the backwoods of Louisiana, is suing her sister and former neighbor for the cost of repair to her car. The defendant—an amazing rubber-necker—borrowed the car, hit a deer, thus killing it, then took it home, and ate it. She tried to make amends for the damaged car by offering some of the meat to the plaintiff and was very offended when the plaintiff declined. The sisters have since been in a huge fight that the defendant likened to the Hatfield-McCoy feud. Seriously, why isn't there a banjo playing in the background the whole time?