New Study Deems Weed Harmless For Teens, We Exhale Big Cloud Of Relief

Put this in your pipe and smoke it: A new study published in the Archives of Pediatrics & Adolescent Medicine says that teens who smoke marijuana probably aren't gonna drop out of high school, have conversations with their dogs or run over little girls on bikes when leaving drive thrus. In fact, the research found that kids who smoke weed are "more socially driven ... significantly more likely to practice sports and they have a better relationship with their peers" than kids who don't. The study also stated that even though stoner kids are "more likely to skip class, they have the same level of good grades; and although they have a worse relationship with their parents, they are not more likely to be depressed." Seriously this research hits so close to home (well, except for the part about sports) that it practically gives us a contact high. [ABC News]