Poor Santa Claus. Here's an, ahem, full-figured icon who is being told he has to lose weight as a result of his presence in the public eye! Apparently his jiggly tummy is setting a bad example for all the little kiddies who still believe in him! Due to the obesity crisis in England, retailers there have taken to setting up Santa "boot camps," showing creepy fat men in red crushed velvet suits doing jumping jacks and the like, allowing the children out shopping during the Christmas season just how important fitness is to ol' Saint Nick. Isn't it even freakier to see Santas doing obstacle courses than it is to see small children crawling into the laps of bearded men they don't know — for a photo op? [Daily Mail]