Barack Obama was on SNL over the weekend, in a skit about Halloween with the Clintons that was literally written for us Slutty Anxious Females who Vote like us. It's great, though maybe he says the "Live from New York" with a little too much force given the "Born to be mild" rep? (Also, he declined to do a skit about how he's distant cousins with Dick Cheney.) There are requisite but funny references to hot monetary policy fetishist Elizabeth Kucinich, and Al Gore, but my favorite part of this was the fact that all weekend, when CNN was running the clip to add much-needed substance to what seemed to be an all-Pakistan news diet, anchors kept referring to the Clintons' costumes as those of a "bride and groom," when Bill's costume was OMG So Much Awesomer!

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