Katie Holmes & Some Other People Ran A Marathon

  • Katie Holmes (and 39,000 other people) ran all 26.2 miles of the New York City Marathon. We're too stunned to say anything else about it. [TMZ]
  • And yes, Tom Cruise and Suri were at the finish line to give Mommy a kiss. Okay, so, here are some questions: When did she train? Who knew she was a runner? What the fuck? [People]
  • Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested in downtown Chicago early Sunday morning. The Transformers star was asked to leave a drugstore because he appeared drunk, but when he refused a security guard detained him and called the police. Shia was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing and is scheduled to appear in court on November 28. We're waiting to see the mugshot. [TMZ]
  • Lance Armstrong ran the NYC Marathon, too. But, you know, he's actually an athlete. [People]
  • Milla Jovovich popped! The actress/designer/model and her fiancé Paul Anderson had a daughter, Ever Gabo Anderson. We don't get Gabo, but Ever is quite nice. [People]
  • Christina Aguilera has confirmed that she is pregnant. OMG no way. [People]
  • Blind item! "Which struggling starlet is as obnoxious and stuck-up in real life as she is in her terrible teen flicks? She was rude and cruel to the staff and to a young fan during a free meal she chowed down at a high-end Midtown restaurant." [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which SNL vet is making himself unpopular on the sets of his TV guest spots? "He doesn't bother talking to any of the men," fumes one insider. "He's only interested in flirting with all the girls." [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Crispin Hellion Glover's new movie depicts a wheelchair-bound man with cerebral palsy actually having sex with a series of young women. Just in time for Oscar season! [Page Six]
  • Actress Beau Garrett says if Grey's Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey were a dog, he'd be "a Labradoodle. He would be a pretty dog, but a loyal and smart dog." Snicker! [Page Six]
  • "When I was a kid I had these huge glasses. I once went to a costume party as a Crest tooth paste tube with these huge glasses stuck on. That is how I see myself most of the time. A Crest toothpaste tube with bad eyesight." — Jake Gyllenhaal. Hmm, we see you as a gay cowboy getting laid by the campfire, and that's the difference between us. [Page Six]
  • Rapper 50 Cent filled a chartered jet full of presents for girlfriend Ciara and had it flown to Monte Carlo, where she was attending the World Music Awards. [Mirror]
  • Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham has been told to put on weight for the Spice Girls tour. She's been put on a "spinach rich" diet to increase stamina and energy. Is spinach going to be enough? How about burgers and milkshakes? [Mirror]
  • The Denzel Washinton/Russell Crowe film American Gangster was number one at the box office this weekend. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Mariah Carey's Halloween costume? Sexy leopard. [The.Life Files]