"dont be surprised if you have a nervous breakdown within the next 3 year due to immense repression"Moe11/02/07 6:00pmFiled to: crap email from a dudeTopok cupid622EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkEver dated someone from OK Cupid? It's that dating site where you can take all sorts of quizzes about geography and religion and your personality and whatever. You can continue answering personality questions for years and years in hopes of finding an evermore "compatible" mate, but when most normal dudes who aren't getting laid spend that much time on the internet they're using it for porn, so let that be a lesson to you as it was for Sandy, who met, ahem, "Zachary" on OK Cupid and dated him fairly regularly — twice a week they'd see one another — for two months. On paper, they were 91% compatible — for the record, I was only 71%, THANK GOD — but anyway, in real life, Sandy just wasn't feeling it. Maybe she should have taken it as a warning that his profile said he had a really horrible feeling in his gut "a month before Katrina"? No, I mean, it obviously didn't work because she had no emotions, according to a Gchat conversation — it's like an email, only more like free verse poetry! — they shared after she broke the news.