We thought the bridal trend that we were the most tired of was the "chocolate" (oh, come on girls — just say brown!) bridesmaids dress. Seriously, everyone we know getting married has had their maids in "chocolate." But that trend isn't half as interesting as the pagan wedding! Yup, pretty and dainty church weddings are out, and a little witchy-woman action is in. "Witches are getting more and more in demand. People want a pagan wedding," said Maxine Sanders, Wiccan high priestess of the sacred mysteries. Is it because people have lost their faith in God? In priests? Or is it the influence of Harry Potter? Fuck "spirituality" — it's all about the sorting hat! [TheAge.com.au]