It's Friday, and time to congratulate yourselves for getting through another week! After all the horrifying Halloween hijinks, we weren't sure we'd make it. Actually, we knew we'd be fine, cuz we're strong like that. But as always, none of this would be possible without our generous sponsors. We'd like to thank Bravo, Current TV, Project Runway and Uwishunu.com. And hey, don't forget to fall back! Interested in sponsoring the timeless power o' Jezebel? Click here.

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