Even though she'd probably be kinda fun to get drunk with, Jenna Bush is a real Debbie Downer these days with her book Ana's Story where everyone is poor and gets AIDS. Barbara seems similarly into boozing but what has she done for me lately? Neither of these pallid first daughters can really measure up to the example set by Teddy's daughter, the notoriously ballsy Alice Roosevelt Longworth, who bore the child of Senator William Borah while she was married to speaker of the House Nick Longworth.
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