Oprah Hacks Hilary's Hair

  • Oprah's not a hairdresser, but she did chop about nine inches off of Hilary Swank's mane — which was then donated to Pantene Beautiful Lengths. The segment will air on Oprah's show Friday. Wonder if either of them read about how sometimes writing a check is better? [People]
  • Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen: Still at it. The couple had dinner at New York's Waverly Inn, owned by Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter. [Page Six]
  • Was Gisele Bundchen a witch for Halloween? She cut the line at a haunted house in New York. [Page Six]
  • Paul McCartney's soon-to-be-ex-wife, Heather Mills, is so upset about being branded a "whore and a gold digger" that she has thoughts of suicide. "I considered killing myself because I thought, if I am dead, [Beatrice] can be safe with her father," she says. [Page Six]
  • Dog The Bounty Hunter star Duane "Dog" Chapman has apologized for making racist slurs. Dog was recorded while on a phone call with his son — dropping the N word several times in a rant about his son's girlfriend, who is black. [People]
  • Owen Wilson pees with the stall door open. [Page Six]
  • Sting was seen in the Champagne Lounge of a strip club, probably not singing "Don't stand so close to me." [Page Six]
  • Kelly Klein is a mom! Lukas Alexander Rector was born to a surrogate in California on Oct. 25. He'll be raised in New York, and though he has his mother's maiden name, Kelly's ex, designer Calvin Klein, will be involved in his life. Ah, the modern family! [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which designer who's gone 'round and 'round the revolving rehab door gets his fix from a model - who's been in rehab herself, though for a different problem?" [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which famously un-single hip-hop powerhouse recently had a booty call with three women in a private third-floor room of that very trendy restaurant on Greenwich St.?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Rocker Joel Madden says of his situation with pregnant girlfriend Nicole Richie: "Having a baby is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me, and to us." [People]
  • It's a little late, but if you wanted to be Posh Spice for Halloween, the key is: "Don't smile at all. You have to look really miserable. Like really miserable. Annoyed," says Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. [People]
  • Speaking of Posh, she's back to dark hair, you know. [The Sun]
  • And Posh's hubby? David Beckham? His new best friend is Snoop Dogg. Their kids play soccer together and Snoop says, "I love soccer just as he loves hip hop." [Mirror]
  • An Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty duet??? Please please please let this come true. [The Sun]