Happy Halloween! Yesterday sucked so bad I forgot about those days where the news is so weird you can only think, "who needs scripted television?" Ha ha ha ha, please don't go on strike people responsible for 30 Rock. But Kucinich told us about his UFO sighting on national TV, Naomi Campbell donned her best community service stilettos to visit Hugo Chavez in Venezuela, the Republicans produced a special costumed holiday edition man-on-man butt sex scandal, and a new poll corroborated the conventional wisdom that flubs and flip-flopping aside, a Hillary Clinton presidency is inevitable. Wesley Clark is the predicted running mate, and um the poll was conducted on the witch population.
Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.