Singer Jill Sobule of heteroflexible "I Kissed A Girl" fame is jumping on the Slutoween bandwagon with a new song she wrote for the Huffington Post called "Women Whose Costume Is Just That They're Slutty". Here are some sample lyrics: " Just putting kitten ears on your head is not creative/ A skimpy black dress is not very scary—unless you're Ann Coulter/ Stiletto heels are not that special unless worn by a man." Um, Jill? You've officially turned into a real life version of Phoebe Buffay. This is your Smelly Cat. Not surprisingly, Sobule also has a blog. [Huffington Post, Yahoo! Music]