A 77-year-old man is suing a 19-year-old woman for "age discrimination" after she refused to fuck him. This is almost better than the time that guy sued God! The plaintiff is some famous German "playboy," naturally, and you really owe it to yourself to Google Image search "Rolf Eden," just to see the sort of guy that actually feels he is so entitled to sex he thinks it's his legal right — although, heh heh, I suppose countries where you need four eyewitnesses to file rape charges have a few of these, but let's not get too serious it's, um, practically happy hour here — but anyway the whole thing brought up a subject we think about often: Have you ever been rejected on such absurd and wrongheaded, and yet seemingly earnest, grounds, that you actually felt less like crying/cutting/despairing and more like taking the fucker to COURT? I, um, wasn't sure, so I asked the other Jezebels.
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